In this edition I would like to address the traveller's selfie issue. For those of us out there who do not have a husband/boyfriend/personal photographer to run around taking pictures of us as we run around cities looking great, documentation can be tough.
Thus we resort to the awkward public selfie.
On the streets of London people don't generally like you anyway, so taking selfies makes it worse. However, there are ways to be stealthy and successful.
Please observe the following steps.
Reach in your oversized bag for your phone.
Slyly act as though you're texting someone; thus bringing the phone relatively close to your face.
You were fortunate enough to get a window seat on the upper deck of the bus. Try out one of those wistful stares out the window.
That one was too dark. Do it again.
And again in the other direction.
One more time because that angle made your face look fat.
Give up fool. Bus Selfies are lame.
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